Stop The Formics

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UNIX Shaman

02 January 2016 by Richard Childers

Knowing the geometric dimensions of the mother ship, and particularly the landers, would help us to determine how many spacecraft, or emplacements, would be required in order to englobe, or encirle, the alien spacecraft in question.

It would also be useful to see those dimensions so that we could get some sort of worst-case idea of how many landers, troop transports and Formics are contained within the mothership, as well as how many troop transports and Formics are contained within each lander.

Knowing this allows us to better estimate the upper boundary on how many resources will be required in order to affirmatively resolve this problem – which makes it much easier to persuade governments and decision makers to work together.

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Secret Discovery

30 September 2015 by Joël

Turns out the formics are ticklish under their middle set of arms. Tickling these armpits sets them into an arresting state of laughter. While they’re incapacitated you’re free to stop their heads. You’re welcome.

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How to Kill?

23 June 2015 by Chinese Government

Formics show weakness in the head… One shot to the head and they are dead, blows to the body can take two or three hits before they are taken down. Recommend to use this efficient method.

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